|Sniff. . .sniff. . .I know. .. it makes me feel sad too, but eventually everything changes, including the "Wonder of the World" also known as davidendler.com. . .Yet, fear not, loyal viewer, for davidendler.com has a so-called "trump card" to battle change--the Archives Page. . .This page lets you go down davidendler.com memory lane and relive all the best comments/pictures/anything else that still aren't funny. .. So, go check it out. ..|
|Exhibit Number 1|
|Exhibit Name: David Profile
Claim to fame: First picture on the site, first picture with caption.
Other Notes: I swear my head really isn't that big; the camera's lying. . .
|This is a picture of the "One" two hours after shaving. . .Contrary to popular belief, his hair is not "froey" it just looks that way thanks to a high powered digitial camera. In fact, the "Incredible" doesn't even have a beard. . .or does he!?|
|Exhibit Number 2|
|Exhibit Name: David Scurred
Claim to fame: First Goofy picture on site, started trend of some goofy photo's. . .
Other Notes: As hard as I try, I can't seem to quite get my face to look like that again. . .
|Exhibit Number 3|
|Now then. . .I guess the first item of order is to explain the freaky, irregular, face. . .Wait, how dare you call it freaky. . .maybe your face is the one that's not normal. . .Okay. . .the webmaster promises to be a little more serious. . . The expression on the great Davini's (Pronounced DAY-VEE-NEE). . .Fine. . .No More third person. . .sigh. . .Let's just get to the truth.
The face of me, David, is obviously shocked, scared, horrified, and disgusted at the same time. Why, you ask? Well, have you ever seen Spice World!?
. . .Now that I've gotten that out of the way. I can explain what this site is for. . .Basically, it's the first step on my path to world domination. . .My next step is starting up a world-wide coffee company that will net me trillions or even billions of dollars. . .I think I'll call it Mooncents. . .or something.
Anyways, this site is pretty much humor oriented. I will, of course, totally admit that I'm not funny in anyway. , ,But I am very good at using ellipses way too much!
So, I guess you'd like to know what exactly you can find here. . .If, for some strange reason, you actually want to know information about the inner David you can go to my "About Me" page. There you can find all sorts of crazy tidbits along with "factoids" interjected by myself that are totally not true. (Ah, the internet. . .Where you can be whatever you want to be. . .It's like the American Dream in Virtual Reality!!)
Or. . .
You can experience my own personal message board for me and anyone who wants to take part in their own suffering hearing me continue to ramble on. . .
Or. . .
You can read humerous (by my standards) semi-autobiographical stories. . . and participate in polls to see which story comes online next. . .
Or. . .
You can go to the help page to understand all this computer mumbo jumbo. . .
Or. . .
You could take your computer and throw it out the window for ever subjecting you to such a horror as my site. . .Although, I wouldn't recommend it.
All links are right below my picture on the left. . .
Well, that's about it for now. . .
. . .More exciting material will be added in the future. Yay!
Enjoy. . .
|Exhibit Name: Original Home Page Text
Claim to fame: First place where I didn't have a massive ego, explained some of the begining features of my site.
Other Notes: The great Davini kinda misses talking in third person. . .Perhaps Davini will had to do it some more in the future. . .