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WARNING!!
WARNING!!
People before you enter the messageboard a reminder. ..

The First Amendment of our great United States Constitution gives us freedom of speech. On this board, I do not. Okay, I actually do. However, free speech on this messageboard, (believe it or not), is something of an honor. With that in mind, try not to write something too vulgar--and remember, it is possible that your mother could see it, as it is available to all to see . . .and if your mother's blind, your father could see it. . .If he, and all other parental guardians are blind, then wow, I guess no authority will make you feel ashamed of yourself. . .except me. . .

Seriously now, as stated, the messageboard is unrated, in other words people from the internet may say various stupid things for all people to see. So try not to get too offended, considering that you have been warned. . .

Future offenders: please remember that all people will and can see you make a "donkey" of yourself. . .

Alright, now that I've said the same thing five times, go enjoy yourself. . .and. . .think before you write.  . .!